Canada or Australia? Canada
What would you do if?

The President of the United States called you:
laugh.
You won the lottery: Yay –throws gigantic party-
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Laugh. Ask if it’s a joke
You caught a friend stealing from you:-takes out shotgun-
You witnessed a murder: If it’s Dmitry, laugh. If it’s anyone else, run like heck.
A random stranger offered you candy: Chocolate?
MySpace and Facebook closed:Um I dun care….
A genie granted you one wish:I gigantic unmeltable chocolate statue of a turtle. O=]
You lost your favorite possession: Search for it
You found 10 dollars on the ground: Mine.
Your date hrows up on you: O no! are you ok?
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: …. Wtf?
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:uh…..
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:Call 911!
1. Do you like your name?

Sure… eric’s nice.

2. Have you ever wished to be your opposite sex?
YEA! THEN I COULD DO FERGALICIOUS FOR LIP SYNC XD

3. If you were to have children, what would you name them?
No, Clue.

4. Do you even like kids?
Well, I am one.

5. What time do you usually go to sleep on a weekday? On a weekend?
Weekday: 12pm. Weekend: 9pm

6. What's your favorite word?
Sorry.

7. Have you ever tYpED lYk dIs at some point in your life?
mAyBe?

8. What's your dream career?
Dentist?

9. If you could be any other race, what would you be?
Mexican.

10. What are you listening to right now?
Nothing.

11. Grab any book by you, turn to page 69 and type out the last full sentence here:
And no wonder; it’s not pleasant to stroke a large rat; and to get bitten into the bargain is really dreadful. ~Anne Frank. wow.

12. Do you like country music? Rap?
Neither.

13. How would you like to die?
Next to the person I love.

14. Do you like taking pictures (not necessarily of yourself)?
Sure

15. Do you use ":]" a lot?
xD

16. Are your neighbors annoying?Iono, they mind their own business.

17. Ice cream or popsicles?
Ice cream~!

18. What was the last thing you drank?
A concoction of green bell peppers, cucumber, tomato, apples, kiwi, and lettuce mixed with water and beat up in a blender. It was terrible, and my mom tried to pass it off as a “health drink”

19. The last time you left your house? Where did you go?
to take out the garbage.

20. Are you loving life?
It’s ok

21. Do you like the way you write?
Yea

22. What's your favorite animal?
Flying pigs. What do you think?

23. How many times have you used the restroom today?
4 times? Why the heck do you care?24.

Are you hungry right now?No. the health drink has just spoiled my appetite.

25. Turn on your TV (unless it's already on). What's playing?
Phineas and Ferb :D

26. Do you like video games?
Most

27. What's your favorite Pokemon?
Squirtle! =D

28. What was the last thing you watched on YouTube?
Canon in D on da electric guitar. THAT WAS SERIUSLY THE AWESOMEST PIECE IVE EVER SEEN.

29. Are you cool with bugs?
no.

30. Do you like Halloween?
YAAA CANDYCANDYCANDY

31. What do you want for your birthday/Christmas?
An itunes gift card.

32. Have you ever fasted?
Yes.

33. What's going on tomorrow?
hw.

34. Are you doing well in school?
Maybe? Depends on how you define well

35. Do you have online friends?
Yeah.

36. Do you think you're popular?
ARE U FRICKING KIDDING I’M THE OPPOSITE OF POPULAR XD

37. How much money's in your wallet?
I haz no wallet.

38. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
At Lip sync

39. What's on the cover of your science binder?
YOUR MOM. It’s really faint, and I’m erasing it right now.

40. Do you believe there's such thing as an non-racist person?
Yeah.

41. Do you pass on chain letters?
no

42. What do you do for fun at home?
Blog, IM, travian

43. Can you wiggle your ears?
No.

44. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

45. Do you like your voice?
No. It’s too cracky.

46. Are you good at receiving/giving compliments?
Kinda

47. Have you ever won a contest?
Mhm.

48. What are you using for your messenger avatar/icon?
I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBAY

49. Can you imitate something/someone well?
No.

50. What's your favorite amusement park?
Wild waves

51. Do you have any REAL autographs (not the cheap ones on posters!) of famous people?
does myself count?

52. Do you cry easily?too easily.

53. What's something you do at home that you don't do in public?be sadder.

54. What do you think about boyfriends/girlfriends?
They can be really happy or really depressing

55. What's something you regret doing as a child?
being such a wimp.

56. Have you ever met a gay person?
Yea.

57. Where do you think wind comes from?
I don’t care.

58. Do you like sour cream?No.

59. What color are your fingernails?
Normal

60. Do you like animal crackers?
Ya. So far they haven’t invented turtle ones yet so I’m fine.

61. Can you do a split?
Yes. I don't recommend the experience.

62. What do you smell like?
I haven’t asked

63. Have you ever done anything stupid at a drive-thru?
Hello, this is your mom. I would like to order two guys and a latte. xD I got some really weird looks.

64. Do you like to use song lyrics that relate to you?
yes.

65. Do you have a problem with odd numbers?
Yes I do. they make me feel I’ve done something wrong. I also don’t like fractions and negative numbers.

66. What's something you're proud of?
4.0?

67. Do you think you'd be a cool teacher?
No.

68. What are your pet peeves?
-Dmitry
-As=holes (a synonym to Dmitry)
-People that lie to me.

69. Do you know what the number 69 represents?
I hate you david

.70. How do you pronounce "caramel"?
Cairmel

71. If you could be any animal in the world, what would you like to be?

A turtle from the Galapagos.72.

Are you the jealous type?Totally

73. Do you keep a journal/diary?
blog count?

74. Have you ever used Xanga
???

75. Do you have a made-up language/alphabet?
Yes. It consisted of dots.76.

What fingers do you use to type?
All

77. Is there something you need to have/to do to be able to sleep?
Look at a spot at my door.

78. What day is it tomorrow?

Thursday

79. What time is it now?
11:04 pm.

80. Do you believe humans evolved from monkeys?
Yes, cuz some of us still haven’t finished evolving xD

81. What's your favorite board game?Heroscape.