Angry Venting from a Park Bench

So, why the stormy face?

I'm sitting here crying on a park bench. What do you think?

We're not in the park though...?

It's a figure of speech dumdum. Don't you take poetry?

Well yes...

Then don't act stupid.

All right, all right, seriously, what's gotten you all snide and hurtful?

Hurtful? Is that supposed to be ironic?

You were hurt?

Brilliant, give the man a carrot.

Your a riot today.

No different then yesterday.

Unfortunately, I'd have to agree with you there.

Hmph.

So are you going to be specific?

No.

You know, being all stuck up is not going to help you.

Nahnahnah make me. xP

Humor me. Give me a crumb.

-talks to no one in particular- If I'm not welcome, I get it ok? I'll stop asking and save everyone some breathe and time.

Wth?

You asked for a crumb.

Are you talking about me, family, friends, what...? Who are you referring to?

Should have asked for more!

Can I please have more?

Can, may.. That is the question!

A regular eight-year-old riot.

Well fine. I'll say a little more. -silence-

Yes..?

Well, it's none of my business anyways. But fyi, i'm talking about you.

Wow. Thanx. I'm honored.

What? I gave you more.

Soo specific. Our readers want some more info. Not vague generalities.

Neeehhh make me. Anywayz, what fun is it to rant on people you know? It hurts other peoples feelings. And for what?

A philosophical eight year old riot. God help me.

I never knew you as a religious person.

I'm a skeptic.

Like Ish?

Yes. Like Earth Abides.

haha that was a good book.

You've read it?

Sure, and eight-year-old has! =P

*sigh* Anything else to add?

Oh yea! We finished our little Vex robot. In 6 hrs! It's called "ctrl C"

Is that the only thing I can take at face value from this entire post?

You ask me, and your the one taking gifted English?

*sighs* I sense this session has made you feel better.

Oh yes, very much.

finis