A Chat with an Empty Room

Why do you wear yourself out?

Because it's important to me.

More important then your health?

Yes.

And there's that other thing.

?

You know what i'm talking about.

Fine.

Why?

That's a hard question to answer.

Excuses, excuses.

Well fine. Call it what you want.

I'd define it as more of an obsession.

Hmph. Maybe it is.

But why?

Everyone's entitled to their own emtions

...

Fine, i made my random point.

You frustrate me

How so?

Because--shut up.

Touchy.

Whatever. I'm out.

These meetings are getting shorter

-slamming of door-

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Intangibility and Sublimal Messaging

You contemplated that?

Contemplated, yes.

Your crazy.

Aren't we all?

I would say your stupid too, but something stops me.

I'm glad that's not in question.

Or is it?

-shrugs-

Hmph.

Want a granola bar?

What?

Want. a. granola. bar?

... no thank you i just ate.

-munches- suit yourself.

You are crazy.

You said that already.

I know. I'm making a point.

I know.

Back on topic.

Ok. What were we talking about?

Your negative impulses and habits.

Contemplation is not the same as an action.

Something that bad is about the same in my book.

Not in mine.

Your book probably consists of a pile of ashes ok? that' doesn't count.

Still mine.

Are you always this uncooperative?

Yes.

Smart aleck.

Fact of life. Deal with it.

You know, you have no common sense.

Hugo said that.

Really? And who is this Hugo.

A nose and 27 asians.

What?!?

Do i have to repeat myself?

I mean, "Wtf does that mean".

-shrugs- -munches on granola bar-

You are so random.

I know.

You take that as a compliment.

We all do.

"We"?

-cryptic silence-

Let me ask you a question. I want you to answer it with a straight response. Yes or no will suffice

Fire away.

Do you understand the purpose of these conversations?

No. Do you?

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Dialogues with Nobody

ish. is that how it is?

oh. maybe? I don't know. It's all kinda complicated.

Then why'd you say that?

I don't know?

Eh.

You should get out in society. Get a life!

No.

Why not?

Because I don't have time.

But if you have time to blog...?

You have to understand that about me.

Seriously?

Yes.

But that doesn't make sense.

No. It never does.

Could you be more specific? It's important in goal setting.

We learned that in PE.

Really.

Yes.

Why so random?!? PE? of all things.

You were the one that asked the question.

I sense your moodiness.

-silence-

Are you going to talk?

Maybe. I don't know.

Do you care? at all about this conversation?

No.

Fine.

Save the last dance for me.

What?

-silence-

Whatever.

Does it make sense?.

I aks the questions here. Not you.

Are you leaving

Yes. But this isn't over with you know.

That's what you always say.

The same to you too.

-laughter-

finis