Angry Venting from a Park Bench

So, why the stormy face?

I'm sitting here crying on a park bench. What do you think?

We're not in the park though...?

It's a figure of speech dumdum. Don't you take poetry?

Well yes...

Then don't act stupid.

All right, all right, seriously, what's gotten you all snide and hurtful?

Hurtful? Is that supposed to be ironic?

You were hurt?

Brilliant, give the man a carrot.

Your a riot today.

No different then yesterday.

Unfortunately, I'd have to agree with you there.

Hmph.

So are you going to be specific?

No.

You know, being all stuck up is not going to help you.

Nahnahnah make me. xP

Humor me. Give me a crumb.

-talks to no one in particular- If I'm not welcome, I get it ok? I'll stop asking and save everyone some breathe and time.

Wth?

You asked for a crumb.

Are you talking about me, family, friends, what...? Who are you referring to?

Should have asked for more!

Can I please have more?

Can, may.. That is the question!

A regular eight-year-old riot.

Well fine. I'll say a little more. -silence-

Yes..?

Well, it's none of my business anyways. But fyi, i'm talking about you.

Wow. Thanx. I'm honored.

What? I gave you more.

Soo specific. Our readers want some more info. Not vague generalities.

Neeehhh make me. Anywayz, what fun is it to rant on people you know? It hurts other peoples feelings. And for what?

A philosophical eight year old riot. God help me.

I never knew you as a religious person.

I'm a skeptic.

Like Ish?

Yes. Like Earth Abides.

haha that was a good book.

You've read it?

Sure, and eight-year-old has! =P

*sigh* Anything else to add?

Oh yea! We finished our little Vex robot. In 6 hrs! It's called "ctrl C"

Is that the only thing I can take at face value from this entire post?

You ask me, and your the one taking gifted English?

*sighs* I sense this session has made you feel better.

Oh yes, very much.

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Poetical Nonsense, By Jimmy

Just a note on reading these blog posts: In case you haven't realized, this is a conversation between two people (one of them my good imaginary friend Jimmy). Each new line is a different person then the last line. The not-Jimmy person generally starts the conversation. Enjoy my blog!

So, show me your work.

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..."

That's not your assignment! That's not even your own work! rawr.

It's a beautiful poem. Love it. I got it for English class

FFF. You fail.

You suck.

xP. Live with it.

Your no fun.

So? I'm not supposed to be fun.

Then it sucks to be you.

What?!?!

Seriously, are you always this deaf?

No, your comments just strike me as.... audacious.

Nothing more then the truth.

Rawr.

Calm down.

-sighs- ok. so what's happened to you recently. ?

Well, I've grown. I'm five foot-six inch after all.

wow... your getting tall.

Thank you. A compliment?

-smiles- Not quite. Anything else?

I'm single. And I'll probably stay that way. I'll grow old and be a bachelor. Just like you.

I would take that as an insult, but I've been single for long enough so it doesn't hurt.

XPP

-sigh- Anything else of any significance?

What are you, my teacher? Anyway, I'm proud to say Saints Robotix is broke! And that's about it. Aside from homework and all that stuff.

Tough.

I know.

You know your sardonic-ness gets on my nerves.

I know.

I don't get paid enough for this.

"Beauty is truth, truth beauty" That is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know"

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Anomyous Typos

These conversations are getting frustrating.

Of course. That's what makes them interesting right?

NO.

No need to sound so furious about it...

You are so frustratingly complacent.

-smiles- I try.

That's my job.

Doesn't seem that way does it?

What are you getting at? What do you hvae to gain frmo these conversations?

Nothing.

Well aren't we the little smart one here today?

-laughs-

So does that mean I get sophmore standing?

Only if you want.

Yay.

Anything you want to add?

Did you know Gordon's addicted to Halo?

-headdesk-

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Hello, My Name is __________

Your passions?

What kind of question is that? What's that have to do with my sanity?

Well, it's important.

Wow.

Answer the question.

"Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow."'

..... wow.

*sigh* you said that already

There's just no other way to describe it though.

You seriously feel that way?

Yes.

You are definitely crazy. 100% loco en la cabeza.

Si.

I'm glad we agreed on something

Resolvimos una problema, ?no?

Enough with the Spanish

Whatever you say

...

-silence-

Anything else to add?

There was an empire called the Seljuk Kingdom of Rum (seriously.)

... Wow.

That's the third time.

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A Chat with an Empty Room

Why do you wear yourself out?

Because it's important to me.

More important then your health?

Yes.

And there's that other thing.

?

You know what i'm talking about.

Fine.

Why?

That's a hard question to answer.

Excuses, excuses.

Well fine. Call it what you want.

I'd define it as more of an obsession.

Hmph. Maybe it is.

But why?

Everyone's entitled to their own emtions

...

Fine, i made my random point.

You frustrate me

How so?

Because--shut up.

Touchy.

Whatever. I'm out.

These meetings are getting shorter

-slamming of door-

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Intangibility and Sublimal Messaging

You contemplated that?

Contemplated, yes.

Your crazy.

Aren't we all?

I would say your stupid too, but something stops me.

I'm glad that's not in question.

Or is it?

-shrugs-

Hmph.

Want a granola bar?

What?

Want. a. granola. bar?

... no thank you i just ate.

-munches- suit yourself.

You are crazy.

You said that already.

I know. I'm making a point.

I know.

Back on topic.

Ok. What were we talking about?

Your negative impulses and habits.

Contemplation is not the same as an action.

Something that bad is about the same in my book.

Not in mine.

Your book probably consists of a pile of ashes ok? that' doesn't count.

Still mine.

Are you always this uncooperative?

Yes.

Smart aleck.

Fact of life. Deal with it.

You know, you have no common sense.

Hugo said that.

Really? And who is this Hugo.

A nose and 27 asians.

What?!?

Do i have to repeat myself?

I mean, "Wtf does that mean".

-shrugs- -munches on granola bar-

You are so random.

I know.

You take that as a compliment.

We all do.

"We"?

-cryptic silence-

Let me ask you a question. I want you to answer it with a straight response. Yes or no will suffice

Fire away.

Do you understand the purpose of these conversations?

No. Do you?

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Dialogues with Nobody

ish. is that how it is?

oh. maybe? I don't know. It's all kinda complicated.

Then why'd you say that?

I don't know?

Eh.

You should get out in society. Get a life!

No.

Why not?

Because I don't have time.

But if you have time to blog...?

You have to understand that about me.

Seriously?

Yes.

But that doesn't make sense.

No. It never does.

Could you be more specific? It's important in goal setting.

We learned that in PE.

Really.

Yes.

Why so random?!? PE? of all things.

You were the one that asked the question.

I sense your moodiness.

-silence-

Are you going to talk?

Maybe. I don't know.

Do you care? at all about this conversation?

No.

Fine.

Save the last dance for me.

What?

-silence-

Whatever.

Does it make sense?.

I aks the questions here. Not you.

Are you leaving

Yes. But this isn't over with you know.

That's what you always say.

The same to you too.

-laughter-

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